Quotes

Emeline is full of creativity these days.  It's impossible to catch all the funny things she's said.  I've forgotten to post these for a while, but the last ones are pretty recent.
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Emeline: It's just like the beach. 
Me: What's like the beach?

Emeline: When I don't wear pants and a shirt it's just like the beach. (Commence running around front yard in swim suit and puffer vest before swim lessons.) It's like sand! Just like the beach!

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Talking about picking up Auntie Tracey from the train station....

Emeline: That's Kaelin's mommy.

Me: Yep

Emeline: I want to see her. She's beautiful. She's nice to me.

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Wes: Your a big girl

Emeline: I'm an old girl

Wes: Your an old old girl

Emeline: I'm a golden girl!

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About the stucco guy...
Emeline: His booty is sticking out of his pants. You can see his bottom.

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While I was pregnant, Emeline keeps coming up to me putting her hand on me or my belly saying...
Bless God...Bless you...Bless.

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Me: Please go wash your hands with soap

Emeline: silence

Me: Emeline, please wash your hands with soap

Emeline: There's a monster in the bathroom

Me: You can choose to sit at the table with us, or wash your hands then go, okay?

Emeline: Maybe I can step on the monster then he will die!

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Wes is giving the girls a bath. He's washing Kate and Emeline decided to put shampoo in his hair. 

Wes: I don't like that when you put shampoo in my hair

Emeline: Sorry daddy it was an accident. Accidents happen.

Wes: It was not an accident. You did it on purpose.

Emeline: Sorry daddy, purposes happen.
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